Welcome to my website, it's great to see you here! I'm still working on uploading my consciousness, but in the meantime you can
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Check out my GithubI work as a Data Scientist at Empirical Security, where we build custom models to predict the probability that software vulnerabilities get exploited. I'm also interested in mathematics of deep learning, prediction markets, and kinda everything. I graduate in 2025 from UChicago with an M.S. in Statistics, and I graduated in 2023 from UC Berkeley with a B.S. in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science and minors in Mechanical Engineering and Data Science. Some of my skills include
- I can smell the difference between signal and noise
- When I take samples, they're actually i.i.d.
- When I look at a neural network, it quantizes itself out of fear
So if you're looking for the guy who puts the edge in ridge regression and someone who will never stop taking positive gradient steps, send me a message! What's that one subject that your friends can't stand you telling them about any longer? Tell me instead! My email is iijoffe@gmail.com, and I'll try to respond faster than an insertion sort on nearly ordered data.
Last updated September 2025